The Worst Pens I Have Ever Reviewed

As a follow-up to my Top 5 Pens update, several readers have asked me to name names when it comes to the worst pens to come across my desk. Never one to shy away from a challenge, here are a handful of the worst pens I have ever reviewed:

Dude! Sweet! (Image via JetPens)

Dude! Sweet! (Image via JetPens)

Ohto Fine Fountain Pen / Ohto Dude Fountain Pen

The Ohto Fine was a nib disaster, and I was still new enough to the fountain pen game to where I didn't have the knowledge or skills to figure out what was wrong with it. I gave Ohto another shot with the Dude, but instead of getting a decent pen I doubled-down on terrible. An Ohto fountain pen will never grace these hands again.

Pentel Sliccies

The hype was big for this one - finally a competitor for the Pilot Hi-Tec-C! I enjoyed it at first and gave it a solid review, but the problems appeared soon thereafter. First off, the ink cartridges come out at an angle. Not an "if you turn it to the right angle in the right light" angle, but an obvious one like you dropped the pen and bent the tip. Secondly, the cartridges do not write nearly as sharp as the single cartridge model. That is a big feature of the standard Slicci that did not carry over to its multi pen counterpart.

TUL Ballpoint

I am a fan of the TUL pen lineup from Office Max, except for the ballpoint. The original design was flat out terrible and the new model is better in barrel alone. Writing performance is a blobby mess, doing everything it can to keep the Uni-ball Jetstream at the top of the ballpoint pen heap.

Bic A1 Gel

I didn't expect much from a Bic but the A1 gel was a new kind of terrible. There are no redeeming qualities to this pen, leaving me no choice but to end the review with "This may be the single worst pen I have ever reviewed."

Caran D'Ache 849

I wanted to like this pen so badly but the refill was horrible. The barrel is excellent though, leaving some room for improvement. Still, it was a poor overall experience.

Well there you have it! Those are some of the worst pens I have ever reviewed. I'm sure I have forgotten several others but these stick in my brain like a Justin Bieber song that I want to scrape out with a spoon.

What are some of the worst pens you have used?

Posted on April 28, 2014 and filed under Top 5.

Gimme Shelterwood Winners

I love giving away Field Notes. They are great brand and one of my favorite portable capture tools. Regardless of if you are a seasoned Field Notes veteran or a complete novice, every edition they make is worth checking out. The Shelterwood Edition has proven to be one of the most popular Field Notes editions ever made so I am glad these three winners are going to get to use and abuse them:

Congratulations to all of you! Please get in touch via the Contact Page and I will get your Field Notes Shelterwood Editions shipped out.

Thanks to JetPens for offering up these great items and stay tuned for more!

Posted on April 27, 2014 and filed under Giveaways.

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-- Jawns Notebook and Wallet Review (OfficeSupplyGeek)

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-- Zebra Optex EZ Highlighter (East...West...Everywhere)

-- Midori World Meister’s Note Vol. 3 “Grain” Memo Book Review (THE UNROYAL WARRANT)

-- Field Notes Shelterwood: A Review (The Finer Point)

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-- Ink Review DeAtramentis Black Currant (My Pen Needs Ink)

-- True Blues: A comparison of seven blue inks (A fool with a pen)

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Posted on April 26, 2014 and filed under Links.